Dear Mr. Body Snatcher Alien Man…

…do I need to be worried about the alien you have left in Paul’s place?

Not sure when you snatched Paul and left the substitute, but I just realized it last night when he took a side trip insisting on shopping for shoes in two different stores. I thought that was bad enough, but then we got home and he started reading. That is not the surprise, but when he was still reading 3 hours later…WHOA.

THAT is how I knew he was a droid of some sort. But will he still cook for me?

Hmmmmm—he did suggest going out for dinner last night, that was weird.

Uh oh….he also didn’t clean all morning yesterday while I was at triathlon practice!!!!!

BRING BACK MY HUSBAND RIGHT NOW!!!!!

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5 Responses to “Dear Mr. Body Snatcher Alien Man…”

  1. Biz says:

    Susan, you are hysterical!! Just out of curiosity….who were the shoes for? Also, what book had Paul captivated for 3 hours?!?!? I HAVE to read it because it must be REALLY good!

  2. Susan says:

    The shoes were for HIM! To wear in the winter INSTEAD OF FLIP FLOPS on days when it is too cold! Tell me you are not concerned too!

    The book is titled, Promise Me.

  3. Biz says:

    Ok so he really has been abducted by aliens!!! For Paul to not want to wear his flips or birkenstocks even in the dead of winters….something is seriously wrong! Next your going to tell me he’s actually planning on wearing pants at some point too!!! And 2 stores….for him!!!! Maybe he’s a sickly alien because that’s too strange even for an alien substitute of Paul! Ha! Love you bro!

    And Promise Me? I’ve never heard of it….what’s it about?

  4. Paul says:

    I did just finish reading “The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide” (it has all of the books from the hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy) so maybe Susan is just in a parallel universe right now. Also the shoes would be for the winter to wear instead of my running shoes, not to wear instead of flip flops.

  5. Paul says:

    Promise Me is about someone that ran away and the search to find her.

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