Dear Neighbor From the North,
I spent this past week in Myrtle Beach, SC while it was filled with guests. Notice I am calling you guests, my people, Guests. You know who you are. License plates from Rhode Island, Michigan, Ohio, Vermont. Pale skin blinding everyone on the beach. Now I know you traveled a long way to get to your beach vacation. And most of you completed that trip with screaming kids in the car (I know because they were still screaming on the beach). That could make even the most model parent crabby. But that is no reason to take it out on the rest of us.
Yes, I said us. I am siding w the Southerners. Them. Those People. I love to see my people (Northerners–and for the sake of this post I am lumping Yankees in with Midwesterners) out on the running trail or bike path. I love to see any people out getting their sweat on. When I give you a shout out, I expect reciprocation. Not stopping for a conversation or a detailed health history (I haven’t gone that far Southern), but at least a smile, eye contact or the ever popular chin lift. Cripes–even the 99 year old man cruising main in his beat down old truck lifts a finger to say, “Hello Neighbor.”
I mean this to be constructive, my Cold Weather Friend, but lighten up for Pete’s sake. You are on vacation! Oh, and put on some sunscreen–you’re starting to burn.
Lifting my chin in closing,
Susan